pub girl, female driver and medium size girl....

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last last weekend ...i went to pub with my frens.....tot of having a cup of beer.....1st we were greeted by a pub girl....i dunnu where she from....coz she doesnt look like local to me...

because of 4 guys and 1 girl tat time.....we kinda talk cock with her and she responded back.....of course la rite...pub girl need to be open minded and can talk anything wat rite.....

but wat we had tat time was a funny pub girl.....

one of my fren ask her

"here dun have wireless??"

"virus?????? u kena virus?? ha....tat's why la...ini mesti tak cuci bersih bersih....."

"wat virus laa.....hahaah...wireless la....."

"chhheeehhh....wireless..i tot virus.."

"hahahahaha"

then after she bought us a bucket of beer...she was poking my fren's back using her finger....then my fren tried to avoid her la of course..

"aiyo...u ini lembik la.........macam i punya pepek la..."

"hahahaahahahaah"

indeed.....with a bunch of funny frens and plus this funny pub girl......it made my day tat night..

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it has been raining everyday since God knows when.....it automatically will create heavy traffic jam...i dunnu why......

alot of times...ppl always scold or say that female driver is a worst driver or some even more cruel..they say female driver shouldn't be driving on the road

but but but but.........i like female driver alot.......eventhough sometime they drive slow..but then when comes to traffic jam...and when u put signal light....they will let u go in...unlike those male driver....when u put signal light...they'll drive even closer to the car infront of them and then look at u......dem kau tulan..

so to all female driver......u've earned a point from me.. :)

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last monday....our department came a new female designer.....i've mentioned it before rite??

so around 11pm...i was in the production line and i was talking to one of the technician there..

"hey..have u heard there's a new designer reporting?? female leh..."

"haha....sure is medium size one"

"how come?"

"coz our boss will only hire medium size girl..."

"then means skinny girl wont get the job here?"

"yeps"

"why!!!!!!?????"

"coz he wans to save all the office relationship problems"

"lanciao!!"

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3 short posts.....lol....wanted to update..but then no mood..so now i got a lil bit of mood....but not enuf to write 3 separate posts....

happy living ppl!!!!