toy

this was one of my childhood toy.....the little ducky!!!!!!

it was the product from a very famous toy maker in the world which just got into problem this year...about the paint used on their toys contained lead...

no worries tho....this little ducky is almost same age as me.......and i'm sure i bit little ducky before....it's all good....

a way to stay away from ghost

just chatted with one of my friend who is working night shift

ME: yoman
ME: no more night shift?
Friend: yo
ME: yo yo
Friend: what's up?
ME: saja la
Friend: am on night shift now
ME: night shift
ME: hmmmm
ME: wei
ME: wanted to ask u
ME: but forgot
ME: u do night shift
ME: got see ghost?
Friend: no la..
Friend: this is a fucking industrial area..
Friend: ma cibai..
Friend: whr got ghost
Friend: super hi tech wei this place
Friend: kan neh
ME: maybe u'll see a ghost listening to ipod?
ME: high tech man
Friend: lol
Friend: too high tech laa dude..
Friend: ghost will kena microwaved from all the BTS here..
ME: hmmmm
Friend: urrm..
ME: now i found a way to get away from ghost

now now....if wanna stay in a ghost free area.....stay in hi-tech industrial area.....

my 23 years old porsche

this is my 23 years old porsche.......my babysitter bought me this..... eventhough it's already 23 years old...it's still in good shape..........God i love this car!!!!


those are the pictures i've taken........

Side view

Front view

Back view

Car in the box....

too bad the box got damaged....i dunnu why can hilang like one part like tat...sob sob

Side view of the box

according to my dad.....my babysitter bought this car from singapore when i was just 8 freaking months old.......

the reason my babysitter bought this car for me because i brought good luck for him.....lol!!!!

heard from my dad...during the babysitting period....he won lottery for few times...got one time that lottery guy wrote the wrong number for him......tat wrong number struck 2nd or 3rd prize.....

good luck hor!!???

hahah....i also believe i always bring luck to ppl around me...heheheheeheh

one piece

more than 10 days i leave this blog alone...

all thanks to this since 1999 comic....

FUCK STREAMYX!!!!

I CANT EVEN UPLOAD A SMALL PHOTO!!

dem tulan......at 1st got mood to write the post geh..

now i no mood dy...will be back tomorrow...hopefully

signs that show you are not interested in that girl

hmm.....after so many years...i come to realise that there are few signs showing u're not interested in particular girl

sign #1
when u start dig your nose furiously infront of her.....sometime 2 fingers inside 2 holes in one time......after dig out the shit.....play with it before throw in on the floor...

sign #2
burrrrppp dem kau 7 loud infront of her/him...smelly tat type.....and nvr cover ur mouth while burrrppp......then after burpp.......take a deep breath to smell ur own buurrpp

sign #3
fart loudly infront of her.....smelly tat type also.....then take a deep breath to smell ur own fart..and then tell her ..."wooh...tat's one fucking smelly fart i let go there"

sign #4
curse like nobody bisness infront of her...partically 10 words...8 words are bad words....not english one hor....is those hokkien's or cantonese'......"lanciao", "cibai", "puki","kiong kan", "chau hai", "tiu"

sign #5
ahhh..i can't think of any already.....anyone care to help add???

btw..of all the 5 signs...i did all infront of my close girl frens....lol!!!

not interested dy..no nid to jaga saham la....rite?

pub girl, female driver and medium size girl....

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last last weekend ...i went to pub with my frens.....tot of having a cup of beer.....1st we were greeted by a pub girl....i dunnu where she from....coz she doesnt look like local to me...

because of 4 guys and 1 girl tat time.....we kinda talk cock with her and she responded back.....of course la rite...pub girl need to be open minded and can talk anything wat rite.....

but wat we had tat time was a funny pub girl.....

one of my fren ask her

"here dun have wireless??"

"virus?????? u kena virus?? ha....tat's why la...ini mesti tak cuci bersih bersih....."

"wat virus laa.....hahaah...wireless la....."

"chhheeehhh....wireless..i tot virus.."

"hahahahaha"

then after she bought us a bucket of beer...she was poking my fren's back using her finger....then my fren tried to avoid her la of course..

"aiyo...u ini lembik la.........macam i punya pepek la..."

"hahahaahahahaah"

indeed.....with a bunch of funny frens and plus this funny pub girl......it made my day tat night..

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it has been raining everyday since God knows when.....it automatically will create heavy traffic jam...i dunnu why......

alot of times...ppl always scold or say that female driver is a worst driver or some even more cruel..they say female driver shouldn't be driving on the road

but but but but.........i like female driver alot.......eventhough sometime they drive slow..but then when comes to traffic jam...and when u put signal light....they will let u go in...unlike those male driver....when u put signal light...they'll drive even closer to the car infront of them and then look at u......dem kau tulan..

so to all female driver......u've earned a point from me.. :)

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last monday....our department came a new female designer.....i've mentioned it before rite??

so around 11pm...i was in the production line and i was talking to one of the technician there..

"hey..have u heard there's a new designer reporting?? female leh..."

"haha....sure is medium size one"

"how come?"

"coz our boss will only hire medium size girl..."

"then means skinny girl wont get the job here?"

"yeps"

"why!!!!!!?????"

"coz he wans to save all the office relationship problems"

"lanciao!!"

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3 short posts.....lol....wanted to update..but then no mood..so now i got a lil bit of mood....but not enuf to write 3 separate posts....

happy living ppl!!!!

Funny Korean Comic

taken from cari.com.my

Yo man, it's been a long time the blog is created but i haven't posted anything, well tonight will be my first post, yupe, you are right i am pong kor, all this while pong di is the one that blogging, anyway just wanna share a funny korean comic, i really laugh out of my ass....will post up more tomorrow......

-pong kor-