signs that show you are not interested in that girl

hmm.....after so many years...i come to realise that there are few signs showing u're not interested in particular girl

sign #1
when u start dig your nose furiously infront of her.....sometime 2 fingers inside 2 holes in one time......after dig out the shit.....play with it before throw in on the floor...

sign #2
burrrrppp dem kau 7 loud infront of her/him...smelly tat type.....and nvr cover ur mouth while burrrppp......then after burpp.......take a deep breath to smell ur own buurrpp

sign #3
fart loudly infront of her.....smelly tat type also.....then take a deep breath to smell ur own fart..and then tell her ..."wooh...tat's one fucking smelly fart i let go there"

sign #4
curse like nobody bisness infront of her...partically 10 words...8 words are bad words....not english one hor....is those hokkien's or cantonese'......"lanciao", "cibai", "puki","kiong kan", "chau hai", "tiu"

sign #5
ahhh..i can't think of any already.....anyone care to help add???

btw..of all the 5 signs...i did all infront of my close girl frens....lol!!!

not interested dy..no nid to jaga saham la....rite?

pub girl, female driver and medium size girl....

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last last weekend ...i went to pub with my frens.....tot of having a cup of beer.....1st we were greeted by a pub girl....i dunnu where she from....coz she doesnt look like local to me...

because of 4 guys and 1 girl tat time.....we kinda talk cock with her and she responded back.....of course la rite...pub girl need to be open minded and can talk anything wat rite.....

but wat we had tat time was a funny pub girl.....

one of my fren ask her

"here dun have wireless??"

"virus?????? u kena virus?? ha....tat's why la...ini mesti tak cuci bersih bersih....."

"wat virus laa.....hahaah...wireless la....."

"chhheeehhh....wireless..i tot virus.."

"hahahahaha"

then after she bought us a bucket of beer...she was poking my fren's back using her finger....then my fren tried to avoid her la of course..

"aiyo...u ini lembik la.........macam i punya pepek la..."

"hahahaahahahaah"

indeed.....with a bunch of funny frens and plus this funny pub girl......it made my day tat night..

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it has been raining everyday since God knows when.....it automatically will create heavy traffic jam...i dunnu why......

alot of times...ppl always scold or say that female driver is a worst driver or some even more cruel..they say female driver shouldn't be driving on the road

but but but but.........i like female driver alot.......eventhough sometime they drive slow..but then when comes to traffic jam...and when u put signal light....they will let u go in...unlike those male driver....when u put signal light...they'll drive even closer to the car infront of them and then look at u......dem kau tulan..

so to all female driver......u've earned a point from me.. :)

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last monday....our department came a new female designer.....i've mentioned it before rite??

so around 11pm...i was in the production line and i was talking to one of the technician there..

"hey..have u heard there's a new designer reporting?? female leh..."

"haha....sure is medium size one"

"how come?"

"coz our boss will only hire medium size girl..."

"then means skinny girl wont get the job here?"

"yeps"

"why!!!!!!?????"

"coz he wans to save all the office relationship problems"

"lanciao!!"

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3 short posts.....lol....wanted to update..but then no mood..so now i got a lil bit of mood....but not enuf to write 3 separate posts....

happy living ppl!!!!

Funny Korean Comic

taken from cari.com.my

Yo man, it's been a long time the blog is created but i haven't posted anything, well tonight will be my first post, yupe, you are right i am pong kor, all this while pong di is the one that blogging, anyway just wanna share a funny korean comic, i really laugh out of my ass....will post up more tomorrow......

-pong kor-

what type of person you are?

what type of person you are?

this is the question i've been asking alot of people including myself

there are 2 ways to learn about life, failure, success, happiness, sadness

short-cut or not short-cut...there you go...2 ways..

people used to tell me....

"pongdee....dun be stupid....there is no short-cut in life.."

i feel it is not true about that statement..

there is a short-cut...in other words...learning about life by just listening to people's past experience...

for example..

"pongdee...don't do that..u'll end up nothing."

then u'll stop doing...and you thank God because someone tell u before u try to do it...

when others ask you wat will happen if you do...then u'll go tell that person

"u'll end up nothing"

"how u know? u tried before?"

"nah..that person told me so.."

"then how u know u'll end up nothing?"

"hey...that person is 50 yrs old...eat salt more than us eat rice..so listen to tat person orite?"

that...i consider a short-cut way to learn about ur life..by just listening to people...

let me take myself as an example

when i was young..i used to listen to ppl....or can say short-cut way...

i can say tat i know alot of things....this cannot...that cannot....

but in the end....i feel my life very dull......i have all the answers...but nvr try it

but i come to realise it during my uni life.....when i was exposed to outside world for the very 1st time....away from home for the very 1st time...meet alot of diff ppl for the very 1st time

that short-cut is not a fun way to live my life....

for all my life....i've been listening to ppl.....and didn manage to do anything....except for one time...when i was in standard 6.....and tat was the 1st time i earned my money with my own hand.....

it was like this

during tat year..everyone was busy collecting first day cover....and in our class there were 2 frens of mine will always went and bought like few first day cover and sold to us...

i had this in my mind....why not i try the monopoly idea?

so i went to 2 of my frens...bought all the first day cover..of course with the original price..

then i sold back to other frens a lil higher price...with no other choices or options..they just bought from me...and tat day..i earned around rm 8 or rm 9 *i know its little..but dun care the money...its about the meaning of the story*

when i think back..i can't believe i would have such courage to take the risk.....to buy all the first day cover...cut off others supply of first day cover..and i be the one who monopoly the business

that was very good example to try...and learn through the hard way...

i'm working now...i have alot of things wan to try and i wan to learn through the hard way......change from a short-cut way to a hard way of living my life

because i feel...i won't achieve anything by just listening to other people

so i would like to know

what type of person you are??and why you're that type of person?? maybe you can share some experiences or ur opinion with us

p/s: this is not emo post...just a thought post

crocs

went to gurney plaza for shopping.....at 1st...i was looking for sit-up machine.....wanna buy one to put inside my room...but then walk walk walk.....saw crocs shoe.....so ended up bought a crocs shoe










pic taken from http://www.shoestoboot.com/crocs_shoes.cfm

hmm.....all i can say....the feel is totally diff from other slippers or sandals that i've wore.....

oh ya.......i saw the sit-up machine also..but freaking rm198.....

called my cousin to ask him how much he bought his....he said around rm130 only..and carrefour got sell

so..

tmr carrefour i'll go.....hmmmmm