PonGLanD

toy

2007-11-11T02:12:00.000-08:00

this was one of my childhood toy.....the little ducky!!!!!!

it was the product from a very famous toy maker in the world which just got into problem this year...about the paint used on their toys contained lead...

no worries tho....this little ducky is almost same age as me.......and i'm sure i bit little ducky before....it's all good....

a way to stay away from ghost

2007-10-23T07:05:00.001-07:00

just chatted with one of my friend who is working night shift

ME: yoman
ME: no more night shift?
Friend: yo
ME: yo yo
Friend: what's up?
ME: saja la
Friend: am on night shift now
ME: night shift
ME: hmmmm
ME: wei
ME: wanted to ask u
ME: but forgot
ME: u do night shift
ME: got see ghost?
Friend: no la..
Friend: this is a fucking industrial area..
Friend: ma cibai..
Friend: whr got ghost
Friend: super hi tech wei this place
Friend: kan neh
ME: maybe u'll see a ghost listening to ipod?
ME: high tech man
Friend: lol
Friend: too high tech laa dude..
Friend: ghost will kena microwaved from all the BTS here..
ME: hmmmm
Friend: urrm..
ME: now i found a way to get away from ghost

now now....if wanna stay in a ghost free area.....stay in hi-tech industrial area.....

my 23 years old porsche

2007-10-15T03:21:00.000-07:00

this is my 23 years old porsche.......my babysitter bought me this..... eventhough it's already 23 years old...it's still in good shape..........God i love this car!!!!

those are the pictures i've taken........

Side view

Front view

Back view

Car in the box....

too bad the box got damaged....i dunnu why can hilang like one part like tat...sob sob

Side view of the box

according to my dad.....my babysitter bought this car from singapore when i was just 8 freaking months old.......

the reason my babysitter bought this car for me because i brought good luck for him.....lol!!!!

heard from my dad...during the babysitting period....he won lottery for few times...got one time that lottery guy wrote the wrong number for him......tat wrong number struck 2nd or 3rd prize.....

good luck hor!!???

hahah....i also believe i always bring luck to ppl around me...heheheheeheh

one piece

2007-10-02T07:32:00.000-07:00

more than 10 days i leave this blog alone...

all thanks to this since 1999 comic....

FUCK STREAMYX!!!!

I CANT EVEN UPLOAD A SMALL PHOTO!!

dem tulan......at 1st got mood to write the post geh..

now i no mood dy...will be back tomorrow...hopefully

signs that show you are not interested in that girl

2007-09-20T07:04:00.000-07:00

hmm.....after so many years...i come to realise that there are few signs showing u're not interested in particular girl

sign #1
when u start dig your nose furiously infront of her.....sometime 2 fingers inside 2 holes in one time......after dig out the shit.....play with it before throw in on the floor...

sign #2
burrrrppp dem kau 7 loud infront of her/him...smelly tat type.....and nvr cover ur mouth while burrrppp......then after burpp.......take a deep breath to smell ur own buurrpp

sign #3
fart loudly infront of her.....smelly tat type also.....then take a deep breath to smell ur own fart..and then tell her ..."wooh...tat's one fucking smelly fart i let go there"

sign #4
curse like nobody bisness infront of her...partically 10 words...8 words are bad words....not english one hor....is those hokkien's or cantonese'......"lanciao", "cibai", "puki","kiong kan", "chau hai", "tiu"

sign #5
ahhh..i can't think of any already.....anyone care to help add???

btw..of all the 5 signs...i did all infront of my close girl frens....lol!!!

not interested dy..no nid to jaga saham la....rite?

pub girl, female driver and medium size girl....

2007-09-18T07:14:00.001-07:00

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last last weekend ...i went to pub with my frens.....tot of having a cup of beer.....1st we were greeted by a pub girl....i dunnu where she from....coz she doesnt look like local to me...

because of 4 guys and 1 girl tat time.....we kinda talk cock with her and she responded back.....of course la rite...pub girl need to be open minded and can talk anything wat rite.....

but wat we had tat time was a funny pub girl.....

one of my fren ask her

"here dun have wireless??"

"virus?????? u kena virus?? ha....tat's why la...ini mesti tak cuci bersih bersih....."

"wat virus laa.....hahaah...wireless la....."

"chhheeehhh....wireless..i tot virus.."

"hahahahaha"

then after she bought us a bucket of beer...she was poking my fren's back using her finger....then my fren tried to avoid her la of course..

"aiyo...u ini lembik la.........macam i punya pepek la..."

"hahahaahahahaah"

indeed.....with a bunch of funny frens and plus this funny pub girl......it made my day tat night..

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it has been raining everyday since God knows when.....it automatically will create heavy traffic jam...i dunnu why......

alot of times...ppl always scold or say that female driver is a worst driver or some even more cruel..they say female driver shouldn't be driving on the road

but but but but.........i like female driver alot.......eventhough sometime they drive slow..but then when comes to traffic jam...and when u put signal light....they will let u go in...unlike those male driver....when u put signal light...they'll drive even closer to the car infront of them and then look at u......dem kau tulan..

so to all female driver......u've earned a point from me.. :)

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last monday....our department came a new female designer.....i've mentioned it before rite??

so around 11pm...i was in the production line and i was talking to one of the technician there..

"hey..have u heard there's a new designer reporting?? female leh..."

"haha....sure is medium size one"

"how come?"

"coz our boss will only hire medium size girl..."

"then means skinny girl wont get the job here?"

"yeps"

"why!!!!!!?????"

"coz he wans to save all the office relationship problems"

"lanciao!!"

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3 short posts.....lol....wanted to update..but then no mood..so now i got a lil bit of mood....but not enuf to write 3 separate posts....

happy living ppl!!!!

Funny Korean Comic

2007-09-09T09:48:00.000-07:00

taken from cari.com.my

Yo man, it's been a long time the blog is created but i haven't posted anything, well tonight will be my first post, yupe, you are right i am pong kor, all this while pong di is the one that blogging, anyway just wanna share a funny korean comic, i really laugh out of my ass....will post up more tomorrow......

-pong kor-

what type of person you are?

2007-09-07T10:17:00.000-07:00

what type of person you are?

this is the question i've been asking alot of people including myself

there are 2 ways to learn about life, failure, success, happiness, sadness

short-cut or not short-cut...there you go...2 ways..

people used to tell me....

"pongdee....dun be stupid....there is no short-cut in life.."

i feel it is not true about that statement..

there is a short-cut...in other words...learning about life by just listening to people's past experience...

for example..

"pongdee...don't do that..u'll end up nothing."

then u'll stop doing...and you thank God because someone tell u before u try to do it...

when others ask you wat will happen if you do...then u'll go tell that person

"u'll end up nothing"

"how u know? u tried before?"

"nah..that person told me so.."

"then how u know u'll end up nothing?"

"hey...that person is 50 yrs old...eat salt more than us eat rice..so listen to tat person orite?"

that...i consider a short-cut way to learn about ur life..by just listening to people...

let me take myself as an example

when i was young..i used to listen to ppl....or can say short-cut way...

i can say tat i know alot of things....this cannot...that cannot....

but in the end....i feel my life very dull......i have all the answers...but nvr try it

but i come to realise it during my uni life.....when i was exposed to outside world for the very 1st time....away from home for the very 1st time...meet alot of diff ppl for the very 1st time

that short-cut is not a fun way to live my life....

for all my life....i've been listening to ppl.....and didn manage to do anything....except for one time...when i was in standard 6.....and tat was the 1st time i earned my money with my own hand.....

it was like this

during tat year..everyone was busy collecting first day cover....and in our class there were 2 frens of mine will always went and bought like few first day cover and sold to us...

i had this in my mind....why not i try the monopoly idea?

so i went to 2 of my frens...bought all the first day cover..of course with the original price..

then i sold back to other frens a lil higher price...with no other choices or options..they just bought from me...and tat day..i earned around rm 8 or rm 9 *i know its little..but dun care the money...its about the meaning of the story*

when i think back..i can't believe i would have such courage to take the risk.....to buy all the first day cover...cut off others supply of first day cover..and i be the one who monopoly the business

that was very good example to try...and learn through the hard way...

i'm working now...i have alot of things wan to try and i wan to learn through the hard way......change from a short-cut way to a hard way of living my life

because i feel...i won't achieve anything by just listening to other people

so i would like to know

what type of person you are??and why you're that type of person?? maybe you can share some experiences or ur opinion with us

p/s: this is not emo post...just a thought post

crocs

2007-09-01T10:54:00.000-07:00

went to gurney plaza for shopping.....at 1st...i was looking for sit-up machine.....wanna buy one to put inside my room...but then walk walk walk.....saw crocs shoe.....so ended up bought a crocs shoe

pic taken from http://www.shoestoboot.com/crocs_shoes.cfm

hmm.....all i can say....the feel is totally diff from other slippers or sandals that i've wore.....

oh ya.......i saw the sit-up machine also..but freaking rm198.....

called my cousin to ask him how much he bought his....he said around rm130 only..and carrefour got sell

so..

tmr carrefour i'll go.....hmmmmm

star and superstar

2007-08-28T06:20:00.000-07:00

every year australian and french open...pongpa and i will sit together and watch all the matches together....support diff player...insult each favourite player.......then when the maria sharapova's canon advertisement was shown in TV

pongdee :" hey pa....u see the advertisement...why they put sharapova as 'tennis superstar' ?"

pongpa :" mmm?? what?"

pongdee :" i mean..why superstar...why dowan just tennis star?"

pongpa :"oo...superstar and star got diff one..."

pongdee :"how diff?"

pongpa :" superstar is alot alot of ppl recognize.....star is not really alot ppl recognize"

pongdee :" how to determine how many ppl as alot?"

pongpa :"easy nia....i play tennis..u also play tennis...but then i won my office tournament before..and ppl in office know i won the tournament before.."

pongdee :"then?"

pongpa :"u leh....play tennis..nvr won anything......ppl dunnu.."

pongdee :" so?"

pongpa :" so....i'm superstar la..and u're just star nia la...."

pongdee :" chiu!!!!!!"

but one of my dream is to sit in the stadium in melbourne with pongpa watch tennis during the austalian open..while pongma will go shopping in melbourne....

sigh

2007-08-23T06:18:00.000-07:00

yesterday came a new employee....

shook hand with her...

her hand is so small, soft, cold and wet because sweat..

her hand reminds me of hers.....

exactly the same...and i kinda miss holding her hand again even though i only hold her hand for one time and in my heart....i really wanna hold her hand forever...but i will never be holding her hand anymore.....

friday coming again...

my colleague is flying to US next week...and next month our department will have 2 new joints next month..some of my colleagues already decided where the new joint will be sitting..because one of them is a female.. lol!!

title-less

2007-08-21T06:30:00.000-07:00

just now i was fetching my boss back from some place...then he told me about why they hired me...

and...suddenly i feel i cant pass the probation period......ah..

dun care la....another 1 month and i 'll know the verdict........its okay tho....i can always change field.......i'm young anyway... :D

but think think...nah......i dun think so la...i'll pass the probation period safely...huhuhuhuhu

-Pong Dee-

Bird

2007-08-16T07:32:00.000-07:00

ah...i hate those guy who keep looking down while peeing and talking to you at the same time..

i met one of them just now..

was going to lunch but then we made a pitstop in the toilet 1st before went for our 1 hour lunch break..

so i was standing infront of the urinal and he was beside me...

guys guys....wat u guys usually do.....

to be exact...wat ur eyes looking at while u peeing..

its either look at ur own bird or ur eyes look at the wall..or ur eyes look at the face of the person beside you..if u're talking to him

but this colleague of mine...

i was talking to him..so automatically..my head turn to left and i look at him....

and i saw his mouth was moving...answering my questions....but then his eyes...aiyo yo.....

keep looking at my bird..

so how??? own bird dowan see....wanna see my bird....

nvm lor.....when he turned his head to the front..

i took revenge by looking back and see his bird...

ppl see my bird..of course i wanna see back rite??trying to find a reason why he kept looking at my bird

after took at peep of his bird...

i shud say..

tat was one fucking ugly bird hanging there

guess guys arent made to see bird rite?

tat picture still haunt me until now.....eventhough i'm typing this...

i promise i wont try to take revenge by looking at ppl's bird back again...

trauma wei!

-Pong Dee-

po kai!

2007-08-12T08:10:00.000-07:00

just back from KL....

tired tired tired...

i cant write anything now..

dem tired...

yesterday...i went to atm to press some money out...coz my wallet left 100 bucks and i was in KL...so..need some cash la rite?

then i kept thinking i have 400 bucks left.......sigh..yeah..poor me......

so i wanted to press 200 bucks 1st..

then when i checked my balance

RM186.40

left in my bank account

how the fuck am i going to spent in KL and how the fuck am i going to survive till end of month?????????

wonder where my money went...

oh ya....it went to jeans, shoe and thumbdrive

demmit!!!!!

luckily i remember i ask my mum to keep 300bucks for me....

i need to ask that 300bucks from her dy...tot of no nid to spent tat 300 bucks...

argh!!!!

13th to 30th....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18....

freaking 18 days!!!!!????

i going to go for intensive jimat life for 18 days dy..

sob* sob*

-pong dee-

Looking for that piece

2007-08-07T07:23:00.000-07:00

i have a good job

i have a good pay

i have good colleagues

i have good boss

i have friends

i have very very good parents

i have brother type of brother

but somehow..i feel...there's a little piece still missing in my life..

some told me...tat missing piece is "the one" piece...

coz they said i pratically have everything....money, job, friends, family

so it definitely is "the one" dy...as i'm still single right now..

i dunnu....but sometime i feel solitude....

argh...dun care la......come back from KL 1st la

just now my department got an insight news...

we got to know that there will be a new female mechanical engineer coming to our department..

then 2 of my colleagues got excited...

i asked why..

"why???? she's our treasure u know..look around the office..!!!"

-____-|| *sweats* *sweats*

i know la...my office no female engineer..that's why my colleagues are acting tat way..

i nvr care so much...coz she's definitely much older than me...she will be around same age as my colleagues...i guess

coz she's an experienced mechanical engineer..

haha!!

demmit......

why she's not a fresh grad engineer!!!????

why why why!!!????????????????????????

*roooaarrrrrrr*

- Pong Dee -

gone case

2007-08-05T07:59:00.000-07:00

today pong kor was flying back to hometown.....so i went out with pong pa and pong ma earlier to do some shopping before picking pong kor up from airport...

after picked pong kor up from the air port....we went to the pc...and spent around 3 hours there...

buying summary for today

pong dee - a clock radio, new shoe, new jeans, new thumbdrive, new water bottle

pong kor - 19" widescrern LCD monitor + joystick

pong pa - mp3 player

pong ma - some kitchen utensils

conclusion

i dunnu about pong pa and pong ma and also pong kor......but i'm sure tat i already burnt a hole in my pocket today.....

and am going to KL this coming weekend....

need to spend again....

aiyooo!!!

how to save money this month????

*reminding myself to buy TOTO tmr*

- Pong Dee -

hokkien songs...wat the hell?????

2007-08-03T12:17:00.000-07:00

u r listening to a very soothing music....very very soft.....very very relaxing.....at 3 am in the morning....

and you really really listening to the music..enjoying every seconds of it....cause you know friday went well for you....morning go work no jam...evening go home no jam.....today boss never bug you....u slowly do ur job....

and you are surfing the net....chatting....

then suddenly when the song finished...

a loud music of

HAI! HAI! HAI! HAI!....TENG NEH NEH TENG!!!!...HAI! HAI! HAI!

ma chau hai ar...fucking hokkien song....spoilt my mood...and give me a fucking shock also

seriously..i need to delete those hokkien songs from my list and permanently from my disk

who will expect a hokkien song in such relax environment???

i off my winamp straight away after the HAI HAI......cipek sial

- Pong Dee -

wat a customer service.....

2007-08-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

just now when i was having lunch with my colleagues.....as usual...we will talk about anything...then i dunnu how we talked about monorail in KL..as one my colleague said the monorail customer service is "ichiban" as when he asked which side to go..the lady told him the wrong side and ended up he went the opposite way....then one of my colleague told us his greatest encounter in LRT station

him : " eh eh..tell u..got one time..i went to the LRT...then i dunnu which LRT to take..so i asked the guy working there..."

Me : "what u asked?"

him : "Bang bang...nak pergi XXX tempat..kena ambik LRT yg mana satu??"

Me : "then wat he answered u?"

him : "haha...this one is the greatest customer service i...that guy asked me back.." Dik...you dari sekolah mana?? tak tau baca ka papan itu??"....."

Me and other colleagues : " HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH..."

wait wait...some might say my colleague memang patut kena kutuk...signboard also dunnu how to read....but then eventhough my colleague patut dikutuk...that guy shud answer him in tat way rite??

at least say la... " dik kena ambik LRT yg bla bla itu....you boleh tgk dari papan itu.."

rite????????

wat a customer service as claimed by my colleague

-Pong Dee-

wah lau eh.....dem pain!!

2007-07-30T06:44:00.000-07:00

wat will happen if ur nipples are rubbing against shirt soaked with sweats for 3 hours??

wah lau eh...i tell u.......it became skinless nipples la......

3 hours non stop of sports....after the sport...i didn realise anything...i just felt my nipples were a lil itchy.....

dun care la.....i thought shirt dirty..so it was okay to be feel itchy.....go back home shower..everything will be fine..

mana tau...once my nipples touched the warm water from the water heater...

i nearly cried out.....because of its dem fucking pain...

in BM..ppl say PEDIH CAM SIAL.......

to tell u the truth..for tat moment..i had thing thought..

i thought my nipples will drop off and i'll become nipples-less...

any idea to make it painless while showering??

2nd day dy........i shower tat time....nipples pain also.....

sob sob

-PongDee-

useless piece of shit

2007-06-05T10:26:00.000-07:00

last friday when i was driving back from work..i saw something tat made i dem tulan...pei si that ppl.....dem dem dem dem dem kau tulan....

let me tell u the whole story and u guys tell me where i shud tulan or not

it started off like this.....

friday mah rite??? so after work..sure jam one...so...i mah slowly drive lor....slow moving la the traffic...then.....

brown color is a lorry.....blue is the tulan ppl...red is of course my car...PD means PongDee...and those green color are other car...so u guys can see the traffic was really slow moving la....but then this tulan guy in blue color honda civic......was tailgating the lorry...as the lorry was moving quite slow and infront of the lorry didn have any car....

then there was a gap in front of my car.....so this tulan guy went in my lane

so i let him went in my lane......coz i saw him tailgating the lorry and he was driving quite fast tat time...

then after tat..when he passed the lorry...

then he went back in the express lane tat time... i straight away tulan...

after he was infront of the lorry...he stucked his hand out from the window and HE FUCKING SHOWED A MIDDLE FINGER to the lorry driver

i was like..wat the fuck!!!???

hellooooooooooooooooooooo

ppl driving a lorry with loads inside...u expect him to drive like ur new honda civic?? u think he wans to drive tat slow?? u think he nvr think of go in to the slow lane and let u go???

the lorry cloudn't do tat because the slow lane was full of slow moving car ..and he was driving a 10 wheeler....

fucking stupid dumb ass.....

u so good...go drive a lorry with loads laaa......ma ci bai...

u all think la..tulan or not??? tulan or not?????argh!!!!!!!!

takkan u wan a fully loaded lorry moving in 90 km/h or 100km/h???

its freaking dangerous....

dem ass...i dem tulan such ppl....nvr show respect to ppl and nvr think of ppl..

if that wasnt a lorry but a normal car.....moving in 20km/h in the fast lane..then tat one shud get a middle finger la...

i feel angry for the lorry driver and tat time i did hope the lorry can suddenly speed up and bang his fucking new civic...

cis!!!!!!

-Pong Dee-